05 September 2010

BBQ-Gone-Wrong-Gone-Right

Next time I'll be sure to take pictures of the cooking process for a more visual representation of the recipe, but my decision to include this here was inspired retroactively. Just like Casual Hoya's Document Your Lunch feature, I'm doing a how-to intermittent Document My Dinner series. Tonight's featured dish is of my own creation, and evolved (mutated?) out of an intention to cook some plain ol' fashioned BBQ chicken:

BBQish Chicken

1 tsp.  hickory seasoning
1 tsp. chili powder
2 chicken thighs
1/3 of a cooking onion, thinly sliced
1 tbsp. butter
1/2 of an apple, very thinly sliced (almost paper thin)
1/4 cup BBQ Sauce (I recommend Sweet Baby Ray's sauce, but pick your favorite)

Note: These are all approximations on amount of each ingredient used (other than the chicken thighs). I do everything pretty much to sight/taste.

1) Melt butter in a saucepan over low heat. Add onion and cook until it begins to turn yellowish and caramelize. Stir every 3-4 minutes, should take somewhere around 20 minutes (To properly caramelize onions, see here). Do not let onions brown.

2) Meanwhile, combine hickory seasoning and chili powder, then rub onto chicken. Let sit until onion is done cooking.

3) Combine apple slices and BBQ sauce in a small bowl, and let sit until onion is done cooking.

4) Once onions have finished, remove from pan and set aside. Place chicken in pan, and cover with BBQ smothered apples. Cook over medium-low heat until chicken is cooked through, making sure to flip chicken (Cooking time depends on thickness of chicken--cut the thickest part to see if it is translucent or opaque. If it's fully white and opaque, you're good). The apples will be slightly browned and tender, and I found it best to keep them on top of the chicken for most of the cooking time, though some sat in the pan underneath.

5) Mix caramelized onions in with chicken and apples, and cook for another minute or two. Remove from pan, and serve hot.

Enjoy!

What do you get when you cross law-breaking, aquatic Somalians with a Navy Seal team?

In a recent discussion with my roommate, we got to talking about one of my favorite songs, and I figured that this would be a befitting venue to share it with the world. The song is Wood by the Dead Pirates, and not only does the aural experience amp me up (driving rhythms and really catchy/intriguing lyrics), but the video itself fantastically compliments the song. With an old-school style of animation that looks as if it had been produced by the love child of Sylvain Chomet and Otto Messmer (of Felix the Cat fame)--more emphasis on the former's style and humor--the animator creates a distinctly surreal setting that somehow seems almost real (grammar nerds, how do you like that parenthetical remark followed immediately by an appositive?). I'd recommend the higher quality version of the video by following the YouTube link, but for those too lazy to navigate away from this page or with too many tabs open already, I've embedded the video. Anyway, for your viewing pleasure, je vous présent:

Dead Pirates - Wood



02 September 2010

Discriminatory Pest Control

In an article written last year in the Wall Street Journal and also referenced in the book Super Freakonomics, an effort by the aspiring minds at Intellectual Ventures, LLC has developed a laser-defense system against mosquitoes in an effort to combat malaria. This system was developed to be capable of specifically targeting female mosquitoes, who are the carriers of infectious diseases. In an effort to create a more effective solution to a social and medical problem, researchers were able to develop alternative forms of vector control aimed at directly targeting the source of the problem. While pesticides such as DDT (which is still used in many developing countries) inflict many harmful externalities on the flora and fauna populations of targeted areas, and preventative measures such as mosquito netting only temporarily protect against the immediate harms and do nothing to solve the disease crisis, these laser systems are directed, effective, and non-discriminatory.

While researchers have recognized the value of efficient pest control, it has become apparent that shopkeepers in DC have not had the benefit of this value insight. Recently a device that emits a high-pitched, shrill noise was installed outside Gallery Place in Chinatown to deal with the store owners' concerns that the increase in loitering teenagers have been proximate to increased acts of violence and fighting in the area, such as last-month's 70-person-brawl that spanned two metro stations. These mosquito-devices are the local business-owners' form of urban vector-control: the sound the produce can only be heard by children and teenagers; as people age, their hearing threshold begins to diminish and adults usually cannot hear the sounds that the device emits. Herbert Miller, the developer of Gallery Place, installed this unit on the sidewalk outside of the entrance to the Gallery Place Metro station, thereby proffering its unsolicited annoyances to anyone using public transportation or simply passing by on the sidewalk. And the amount of people who are being affected by this device is not insignificant--Gallery Place-Chinatown was one of six stations designated by WMATA as core stations, as the intersection of the Red Line with the Green and Yellow lines brings visitors to the Verizon center, the local museums, or the numerous dining options such as Clyde's of Gallery Place (corporate plug!).

What is unsettling about this device and others like it is the overt intent of ageist discrimination that is the sole function of noise-deterrence systems. While it is a reasonable desire for local business owners to want to cut down on crime and promote an atmosphere of lawfulness in their neighborhood, their indiscriminate indictment of teenagers and children is simply a way to foster an attitude of neighborhood discord and exclude a portion of DC citizens who have a legitimate claim to be on the public streets and in the stores.

Admittedly, some teens have caused problems and disruptions in this area, but by extrapolating the actions of this small subset of the population, business owners are acting in much the same ignorant manner as those who equate radical Islamic terrorists with mainstream Muslims. Just as Intellectual Ventures has recognized that only certain mosquitoes are carriers of malaria and have adjusted the scope of their efforts to target solely the problematic insects, shopkeepers should seek to address unlawful behavior by teens, but not attempt a wholesale purge of the surrounding area of their age group. Miller's use of the mosquito device punishes the vast majority of teenagers who come to Gallery Place for legitimate purposes, as well as causing discomfort to all of the children, toddlers, and babies who are in the area under the supervision and guidance of their parents.

Despite the fact that an overwhelming percentage of teenagers are simply attempting to lawfully enjoy themselves around Gallery Place and are subsequently affected by these shrill noises, the most egregious offense comes not from the shop owners' ageist discrimination but rather from the fact that this machine was installed in public. Public streets and sidewalk and the metro system are open for all of the public to freely use without undue burden. By installing the mosquito device in a public area, Miller is attempting to deprive younger citizens of the right to use these public utilities. Installing these devices inside a private store is discriminatory and should be cause for legal action, but installing them in public is an attack on one's right to use public goods without harassment from others. Given that Miller consulted both WMATA and the police department prior to the machine's installation and was advised on both counts that they did not support his decision, Miller should have realized that his actions were not only inconsiderate, but potentially unlawful.

Recognizing that these shopkeepers are willing to participate in discriminatory practices and cause discomfort to all young people who are even passing by, why should the public afford them any protection of their actions or conduct business in their stores when we would boycott businesses who directed similar efforts towards other groups in society. Until the Gallery Place business owners choose to take down the Mosquito machine, the public should direct their purchasing power elsewhere in order to send a message to these unfair practices.

30 August 2010

A DC State of Commonwealth

18 years in a Commonwealth, 4 years in a District, pět měsíců v kraji, and now back to a Commonwealth. Overall, the political distinctions haven't been overwhelmingly different, but the social dimensions and conventions of each locale were at times very disparate from each other. Entertainment options, transit options, and even the ideologies and preferences of those who surrounded me varied from place to place, and in each iteration I sought to develop my own beliefs in reaction to what I saw and experienced in the world around me. From these experiences stems this site, an attempt to provide a glimpse of insight into the mind of a law student trying desperately to obtain a release from the academic rigors of the 19th consecutive year of education.


I don't promise exquisitely constructed prose, novel intellectual insights, or even a regular posting schedule. It's best to under-promise and over-deliver in the hope that some of what I have to say will appeal to my audience of three three high-school students who mistakenly stumble across this blog in an attempt to find sources for their civics class paper on DC voting rights or the UK's relationship with its post-colonial former holdings. What I do hope to accomplish is to give myself a chance to engage in some non-educational writing and to improve my style and commentary on a number of issues that appeal to me. Additionally, this is a way for me to share interesting events/ideas/concepts with others, and to hopefully educate, entertain, and engage others, much in the way a combination of Lifehacker, TBD, and The Awesomer would function (albeit on a much less grandiose scale).


As for the name of the blog, I found it fitting for a number of reasons, not the least of which was my transition from living within DC in the heart of Georgetown to the quasi-suburban fringes of the DC metro area in Northern Virginia. Given that this move is one of less than four miles, the relatively small changes in the geographic location belie a much greater reorganization of the social and community structure. I hope to address some of my encounters in the course of these next couple years, and to bring my unique insights to the public light.


Also, given the political tensions over DC statehood and the constant struggle to obtain voting rights, I thought as a secondary focus derived from the title of this site some political contemplation might make its way into my posts, though to what extent I'll engage in commentary still remains to be seen. Overall, my main purpose is to lend voice to thought for both self-reflection and the enjoyment of others. Hopefully my insights will be useful, thought-provoking, and even mildly amusing, but if you find them to be to the contrary, I won't judge you for your poor taste.